These are my pics. I need to get new ones, and possibly ones where I actually look good. Not because I'm trying
to impress the legions of gorgeous women that view this page... no, not at all...
This is a pic of me with Mr. Dog. Don't be dissin' Mr. Dog... he's da shit.
This is me, plain and simple. Notice the big nose and the Jay Leno-esque chin. Oh, and the weird thing
on the right side of the pic is not bagpipes, as someone commented on, but a rose. I was being hit with it
at the time.
This is me and a friend before the semi-formal dance in first year. The girl will remain nameless, because
I forgot her name.
I'm just kidding, she's nameless for anonimity reasons. As you can well understand. In fact, I'd like to remain
nameless as well, but my name is plastered all over these pages, and I'm too lazy to change it.
This is me as of Spring 2001. The ugliness is a result of the webcam. You know the saying
"The camera adds 10 lbs (of ugliness).
This picture was intended to be for someone who wanted to see my (then new) guitar. I don't actually hold it
or play it in such an idiotic pose normally. Notice the weird smile. That's my "camera" smile *nods*
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