Welcome!

This is my page. As you can see, there isn't much to it. This is due to reasons beyond my control, like alien abductions and general laziness.

What there is:

• Nothing! The purpose of this page is to fool you into thinking that I am a cool web designer when in fact I am just a wannabe. So there.
• Oh wait... yeah, there is something here. Pics of my ugly mug. Beware!